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Great stuff, Mikey, as always. Thanks for breaking down the ins and outs of the inaugural Warehouse Cup season. As a Baggage fan, I'll say you were rightly harsh about their Blitzball abilities. But in this article you were too kind about their Floorball results, especially, about our goaltending. In a fury of passion after Sam and the boys lost to Woogas, I jotted this down:

It’s time to talk about Baggage. And here I divulge my allegiance, as a life-long, tried and true, “Springer ‘til he dies” Baggage fan, it has been a heart-breaking existence. (I’ll note I’m also an Atlanta Braves and Buffalo Bills fan, so the Jolly, Joez, and Rourke walk-offs will live in infamy with the likes of wide right, the forward lateral, 13 seconds; and the Leyritz homer, the “out”field fly rule, and the 10-run Game 5 first inning). But honestly in this tournament, they just never looked up to par. In their playoff matchup, they were outmatched by the Woogas speed and athleticism. Jomboy’s strategizing kept the games close and their effort reasonable. However, the energy line that once was Jimmy and Jeff did not seem to have enough energy except for Sam’s dogged play down low. And now Baggage faithful...the time has come to have a discussion about Jake in net. That discussion is…he’s just too tiny. Compare him to Joez in net—he’s like half the man—he’s a half-man. Jake is half of a man. His goal-tending style doesn’t help either where he spreads out to cover the low shots, but leaves the entire rest of the net open. And for the love of all that is holy, please find a goalie helmet that fits or a chinstrap, or a different goalie entirely. Maybe Ref Kev can play goalie for them. And if, which is looking more and more likely, the skunk patch happens for Baggage, this fan will be wearing a suitcase over his head while watching the next Warehouse Cup season.

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